Tats for TV’s
June 3, 2008 at 3:33 am (my interesting life, style and culture, the internet blows my fucking MIND) (barter, buying, classifieds, craigslist, Forbidden Body Art, market, PDX, Portland, selling, tattoos, television)
So put my TV up for sale on craigslist today. It’s a nice HDTV, but sucks at playing any non-HD content, including normal DVD’s, which I rent a lot of from Movie Madness.
The first offer I got was from the people who work at Forbidden Body Art a local tattoo store, offering a trade in tattoos for the TV. I think, if I wasn’t going to be short on cash very soon, and I actually had a tattoo idea, I would take them up on it.
I think the day I finally get a tattoo, it’ll go down like this. I’ll start going to a local strip club regularly. I’ll find myself a nice girl to fixate on: a real peach. I’ll display unprecedented enthusiasm for her performances, and then I’ll deliver the coup de grace, when I rip off my shirt while she’s high in the air, pole dancing, to reveal a huge tat of her face across my chest. She will fall off the pole in shock and knock herself out. Yeah. That’s my tattoo fantasy.
Kari from Germany said,
July 23, 2008 at 11:25 am
I think that is the best idea for a tatoo yet. And then when you are 83 1/4 years old, you’ll have a wonderfully wrinkly and faded tattoo of some stripper. I cant wait!