Monthly Archives: December 2008

A Walk Down Belmont

The coffee shop closes and I must leave. Close laptop. Get out on wet street. Walk through bad slush! Puddles deeper than they look! Puddles bad! Slushcake! Wet footies! Bad! Hurts. Walks by Movie Madness. Yum! Walks by Koipod, sees … Continue reading

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My Half-Assed Xmas Card

Enjoy! Took me about twenty minutes to make. Photo shoot and loading included. shot by my housemate @djscandal (sorta) : >

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The German National Anthem Full of Win!

Not sure why, on this #pdxmas eve, I should be thinking of the national songs of foreign lands. Maybe it’s because it sounds like a Christmas song, kinda. Seriously, Deutschland, you have one of the coolest anthems ever. Not only … Continue reading

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Snow Will Make You Fat

While we’re all boxed up inside here in Portland, munching away on our frantically purchased food goods and holiday purchases, it’s important not to forget fitness! Keep that face in shape with these easy and sexy exercises! (elevator music optional.) … Continue reading

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Laurelhurst Snowgasm!

I walked down to Laurelhurst Park today and froze my ass a bit whilst taking photos. The journey there and back was arduous, if only because my scarf became wet and didn’t provide any comfort and I only had sneakers, … Continue reading

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Portland is Closed for the Weekend

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Do You Deliver?

Ah. These were simpler times: via Everything is Terrible

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Human / Cat Solidarity

Cat is friend of man.

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Captain Picard Industrial Song

Haha. What a lazy day I’m having. Set warp speed to AWESOME! via Twitter users: @arashikami & @arborolatria

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Future Bacon

This is so cute. So cute. I just want to eat the little fucker up. Just cut him into strips and devour him. Mmmm Hmamm. auughagmmm yum yum! See you later, piggie!

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