QPdx (Queer News and Events for Portland, Oregon) has it that Portland has been ranked as the 6th largest city in the US, in terms of average penis size. Guess which one is #1?
As you may or may not know, Portland Mercury News Editor and friend of In Your Water, Matt Davis, takes flight to New Orleans very soon. Specifically, it’s unclear whether Matt Davis has a huge penis and feels he must join his large-penised brethren, or whether he just would like to live in a city with more hangage. Since we’re too lazy to ask him, and he has way to much dignity and decorum to reply to this post in the comments, we’ll probably never know.
In any case, he shall be missed. When this writer took an internship at the Mercury last summer, he found Matt to be very encouraging and enthusiastic. Whoever he ends up working for/with is surely quite lucky. You can still follow his exploits on his personal blog: Matt Davis Opens His Mouth.