Category Archives: retro video

Jan is Commies in Space month at 7th Planet Picture Show!

This January we celebrate, (and poke fun at) the beautiful and wild tradition of science fiction movies made in communist nations, specifically Soviet Russia and East Germany. These films are every bit as out there as their capitalist counterparts, but … Continue reading

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Frame A Day: Santo on the Pyramid of the Sun

El Santo! From El Tesoro De Moctezuma (1968 Mexico) (Montezuma’s Treasure) We’ll be playing this at 7th Planet Picture Show in Portland, OR this upcoming Thurs. Details.

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Frame of the Day: Wack-ass Planet

Eyyyy? In this 1974 Blaxploitation film called Space is the Place, black people get this planet all to themselves. But if I were them, I’d probably build condos and Starbucks stores on it, sell it to white people, and move … Continue reading

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Frame a Day: Rifle Baby

DADDY LIKES IT! from the 1984 Jess Franco flick Cuanto Cobra Un Espia (How much is a spy worth?)

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Summer Camp

This summer, Hollywood will once again unceremoniously belch out some very terrible movies… but at least you’ll know what you’re gonna get at 7th Planet Picture Show. Plus it’s free and not 10, 15, 20- whatever they’re charging you kids … Continue reading

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TNG and Sex… Again?

For some reason, these TNG videos relating to sex abound on youtube. It’s as if hard-core TNG fans with a lot of time on their hands don’t get enough sex to keep them from constantly fixating on it. How odd. … Continue reading

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7th Planet Picture Show for Feb 4th: Hard Ticket to Hawaii

About a year ago I read a post on the Mercury’s Blogtown by Andrew R. Tony, containing this clip: Needless to say, it was love at first sight. Fast forward six months and I was actually interning at the Mercury … Continue reading

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America Loves/Hates Puppets

Today, the controversy regarding the Iranian election rages on, with authorities having to close parts of Tehran due to anti-Ahmer Ahmea- Ahmadinejad protestors. Israel put forth their conditions for the creation of a Palestinian state. But who cares about the … Continue reading

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Do You Deliver?

Ah. These were simpler times: via Everything is Terrible

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Captain Picard Industrial Song

Haha. What a lazy day I’m having. Set warp speed to AWESOME! via Twitter users: @arashikami & @arborolatria

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