Ahhh. A Little Free Time

September 17, 2009 at 11:44 pm (art and stuff, bucket of dicks, my interesting life) (, , , , , , , , )

owlfaceNow that I’m not filling in 3 to 4 nights a week for other people, in addition to my own 2 nights, I’ve got some more free time, time to cook and fool around with silly things like all the acrylic paint I’ve accumulated. Right now I’m in my “room” listening to flamenco music and working on a painting that I started a year ago, but have barely touched. Don’t laugh!

It’s based on the Great Horned Owl and the paint for the eyes is glow in th- HEY. I said DON’T LAUGH! It won’t necessarily look like an owl, when it’s done, but it will be an owl-like creature… thing? Anyway. I’m having fun. Good enough for me!

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Future Bacon

December 18, 2008 at 12:14 pm (the internet blows my fucking MIND) (, , , , , , , , , )

This is so cute. So cute. I just want to eat the little fucker up. Just cut him into strips and devour him. Mmmm Hmamm. auughagmmm yum yum!

See you later, piggie!

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A cat is sleeping

December 1, 2008 at 2:48 pm (my interesting life) (, , , , , , , , , , , , , , , )

This is what I do when I’m up until six in the morning. It’s so bizarre that I’m not making six-figures working as an avant, rising-star creative for some hot start-up.

I just feel like the world needs this. I’ll prove it to you some day. I promise.

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I Will Blow You for a Bear Suit

November 22, 2008 at 11:42 am (style and culture) (, , , , , , , , )

I really need one. Bear suits are one of those things that are just funny. Like bananas. I must have one. I MUST!



In other news, I’m a little disappointed in myself. I wanted to do some more productive stuff tonight, but a couple hours ago I searched for “bear suit” on youtube.

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I Convince RandomNicole to Shave Her Bichon-Frise

June 25, 2008 at 9:54 pm (my interesting life, style and culture, the internet blows my fucking MIND) (, , , , , , , , , , , , , )

That’s right.

I suggested the shaving as a suitable alternative to the laborious chore of evenly cutting the dog’s hair and randomnicole of It’s Not us It’s You heard my words and took the only logical course of action.

I think the little sucker looks happy with it! Don’t you? He looks a little healthier, too!

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