OH NO!
TWITTER IS DOWN, I THINK, GUYS! AHHHHHHH!!!!
courtesy rickscully
OMGOMGOMGOMG. Never mind. It’s back up now.
UPDATE: OMG It’s down again! WHYYYYYYYY!?!
UPDATE 2: Okay. It’s up again. Whew!
UPDATE 3: OMG OMG. WTF IS HAPPENING!
Crowd Sourcing is Good Sometimes
Darth Vader?
…like when you’re making a stitchy remake of Star Wars: A New Hope using 472 15-second clips. Each done by a different person, and, of course, in a different style.
So far there are only 3 finished clips on the Star Wars: Uncut site. I have to say. I cannot wait until this is finished. I think I may even throw a viewing party for it.
Who’s with me!? (If you’re not with me, you’re against me.)
Scan This!
Hello Portland! Did you know that OregonLive has a police scanner on their site? Scanners are a little tough to decipher at first, due to all the codes and shop talk, but you can learn some interesting things if you manage to listen for a while. The fact that this is streaming live on the tubes is pretty damn cool. I wonder if I’ll hear anything about cats in trees or guys discharging firearms into Hawthorne street, in front of Sewickley’s!
Leoncie
Pardon me, PDX. Allow me to interrupt your euphoric white wall rush with a little bit of Leoncie! What’s so special about Leoncie? Well, she can barely sing in English, her lyrics are crazy, and she always looks like she just had herself a big ol crack rock, followed by a swift and terrible gangbanging. Nevertheless, her perpetual happiness and infectious charm somehow inspire childlike glee.
She’s provided us with such pop favorites as, “Man! Let’s Have Fun.” (and she’s serious about her fun, mister!) and “Sex Crazy Cop”. Enjoy!
(I accept no responsibility for any dementia or depression resulting from the viewing of any Leoncie videos. Also, I don’t think she’s wearing underwear.)
Tie Your Tie, Retro Style
I searched for a site on how to tie a tie and I found this old-school website at Geocities’ “Fashion Avenue”. I struggled and I fumbled, and, despite the inspiring tones of the midi version of Mariah Carey’s, “Hero” wafting over the page, I still couldn’t figure out how to correctly tie a windsor knot. Oh well.
Your Daughter is a Cam Whore
According to a survey released on the 9th of December by The National Campaign to Prevent Teen and Unplanned Pregnancy and CosmoGirl.com, 22 percent of teen girls say they’ve sent naked or semi-naked pics of themselves or posted them on the internet.
Shocking! Frankly I’m surprised the numbers aren’t much higher. How many teens these days have cell phones that give them the capability to take and send/post a nude photo within a few minutes. When I was a teenager, my girlfriend and I had to rely on Polaroids of each other, uphill both ways in the snow, rah rah rah!
