Mojitos?
Here’s a photo from Sam Adams’ website. He’s with the new City Auditor LaVonne Griffin-Valade (what a name!) The willingness to put a photo like this on his own website? Just another reason why Sam is an awesome mayor.
MOJITOS!!!
Captions? Mine is MOJITOS!!!
Silly People
Pictured here in the cavelike lounge area of the Portland Mercury editorial offices are me, in my intern uniform, and news editor Matt Davis.
Fuck Your Kitchen
Drunk, nearly blacked out, and unsatisfied with his life, Michael (Or SuperBR*, as we call him) did his best imitation of a tornado in the kitchen last night. He pulled a bunch of old vegetables and sour cream out of the fridge and decorated the floor and walls with them. Our other two roommates were sleeping. Michael laughed when I warned him how mad they would be and he jubilantly screamed that he couldn’t wait until they saw his modern art installation.
And, of course, as any good bulemic knows, what goes down, must come up.
*the BR stands for Baby Raper
Seen Around PDX
I like walking. I like taking pictures. I’ve combined these two glorious pastimes and, out of the dramatic fusion came this dripping bloodchild: my new photoblog. Seen Around PDX.
I’ll be updating it daily with photos like this: 
Enjoy!
Hitler on a Bus
I ran across a neat blog today called Photoshop Disasters. They’ve got a great collection of hilarious and ironic fuck-ups that range from the stylistically inappropriate, to complete pooch fuckings like this Norweigan bus:
Edgy!
It’s kinda like Best Week Ever or the Soup for advertising/editorial imagery.
I’m Only Going to Hurt You a Little
I miss my old hair. Check out how fucking deranged I look here! Daddy’s home! This one’s from
late Feb.
