Gay German Star Trek
I knew there was a reason I toiled to learn how to speak German back in college. Now I can actually watch this film. As I found out yesterday, the Germans made a sort of gay parody of Star Trek with elements from other films thrown in. It came out in 2004. Why haven’t I heard of this until now!? TRAAAAGEDY! Well. At least I finally know it exists, and I’m downloading it as I write this. Oh yes I am.
Hamburger for Breakfast: The NanoMusical
Following the down-sizing trend of twitter and other media, I’ve developed a new format called the nanomusical. Here’s my first nanomusical. It’s about my life.
What the critics are saying:
“Hamburger for Breakfast, the musical, is more effective than Ortho Tri-Cyclen, without the unpleasant side effects! Will should have plenty of time on his hands now to learn Spanish and take up sewing, with all the sex he won’t be getting after anyone sees this!” -Liam DeRadique, Fictional Film Journal
Post Your Orgasms on YouTube?
Did I miss something? When did this “post your orgasm” on youtube movement start. So many videos, depicting the pleasure-filled faces of self-stimulators are up there, that there are actually compilations, like this one: (probably NSFW)
I guess this doesn’t violate YouTube’s TOS, which is pretty cool. I also think it’s pretty cool that the video features both sexes, not just women. The girls are really cute, but couldn’t they have gotten some better looking guys?
The fellow with the beady eyes and the bulging frog face is hilarious.
Upside-down Video Art
This is totally rad. It’s the kind of video you just could never contrive. It could only be dreamed up organically. Of course, what I just said may or may not be total bullshit. That’s art, baby.
via Nerdcore
Squirrel in the House, Ya’ll
After my our domestic squirrel adventure finally ended, I figured we couldn’t be the only assholes to have had a squirrel wander into our house. Where could I turn to satisfy my “squirrel in the house” curiousity. YouTube, of course!
Most of the videos I found were either too long with no action, downright lame, or filled with horrible music/ subtitles. But I did find this one, which isn’t too bad. The woman sounds high as hell and the guy can’t get the trap to work. Meanwhile, the squirrel, who is covered with soot (it came down the chimney) basically tears their living room apart.
