7th Planet Coming in Oct.
First night Oct. 25th. Additional details forthcoming…
Gwildor Loves You
What do you do when you’ve been commissioned to make a fantasy cartoon based on toys into a live-action feature film? Keep in mind that it’s the 80’s, and you’ve been given $17 million or so. Hiring Henson’s people is out. Besides, they’re working on A Muppet Family Christmas. The cartoon has, among other whimsical and fantastic characters, a giant, green, talking cat, and a floating wizard with no face. How do you afford to depict such supernatural characters?
Well. If you’re working for Golan Globus, you axe the cat altogether. Then, you take Orco, the floating wizard out, and give him a goofy character analogue comprised of Billy Barty with stretched out ballsac prosthesis on his face and have him run around making stupid grins, talking to cows, and being generally loveable. (Please kill it.)
Gwildor is only one thing that makes Masters of the Universe a hilarious crapfest of a film. For example, they also give Dolph Lundgren a speaking part. (Even though they don’t let him talk, too much.)
If you want to subject yourself to this movie, (you know you do, masochist) while I make fun of it with Fatboy Roberts and Erik Henriksen, come see it on Sunday at 10pm at Coho Productions! You can yell at it, too. This movie deserves it. It’s a terrible movie!
It’s a Terrible Movie!
Get your calendars up and get ready to wipe off whatever you have scheduled for Sunday the 16th of August, at 10pm. Sleeping for work the next day? Cancel work! Screw it!
Housekeeping!
I was beginning to feel like this blog was almost focused. Maybe the internship I’m doing at a real publication is taking its toll on me. Can’t have that, now, can we?
Here’s me vacuuming with no shirt on! Yeaaah!
My Half-Assed Xmas Card
Enjoy! Took me about twenty minutes to make. Photo shoot and loading included.
shot by my housemate @djscandal (sorta) : >
Erraticast 38: I Had an Onion Too
Erraticast episode 38 is up.
Here’s a link to the feed and multiple subscribe buttons.
erraticast back again
After a five month haitus, erraticast is now back with Episode 37: Sexuality and Stuff. Let the mind-numbing drivel begin! You can see why I’m not a salesman. : >
There is a new RSS feed. I’ve given up on libsyn (mostly cause I’m being cheap, they’re good hosts) and I’m using Archive.org, WordPress, and Feedburner to get my shows out. Here’s the feed, in case you’d like to subscribe:
http://feeds.feedburner.com/Erraticast
If you want to subscribe in iTunes click here
Enjoy!
Improptu Fashion Commander 2008
Tonight is one of the first nights I’ve had to myself in a long time. Okay. I’m not exactly alone, it’s me and Hamm’s.
Yes. I’m drinking Hamm’s. I’m broke.
It’s a bit of a shock having to spend the bulk of the night alone. How does a young male like myself cope with such isolation? By utilizing the macbook pro webcam to take crapzor pictures of my recent used clothing buys. Time to indulge the gay part of my bisexuality. Fashion show!
Vintage Brown Button up shirt with dot patterns.
Purchased at: Bearly Worn, 50th and Division, $12
Levis Jeans
Purchased at: Buffalo Exchange, SE 37th Ave and Hawthorne, $28 (trade)
Adidas Shoes
Purchased at: Buffalo Exchange, SE 37th Ave. and Hawthorne, $24 (trade)
Green western shirt with star and horseshoe snap buttons
Purchased at: Red Light, SE 36th Ave. and Hawthorne, $18 (trade)
Brown perforated sports shirt with orange and white stripes
Purchased at: Red Light, SE 36th Ave. and Hawthorne, $14 (trade)
